Tuesday, May 23, 2017

My Summer Reading List Pt. 2| I Am Psychic, Top 10 Tuesdays, and Fetching Stars

Would you look at that? I actually posted the second installment of my summer reading list within the same month! Who is this new me? Apparently this new me is psychic because I accidentally lined up with Top Ten Tuesdays category of "Summer Reads Freebie". Somebody buy me a crystal ball because I have found my calling.
You could gaze into the future...
Welcome to my impromptu Top 10 Tuesdays post. 


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"If Birds Fly Back"

Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • um
  • do you see that cover? 
  • This is obvious.
  • Also it's about a girl who is fascinated with disappearances (and what better time to disappear than the summer? Sure, it's the height of tourist season in most places, but you just have to have the right guide books)
  • A nerdy boy might make an appearance, and we all know that nerdy boys migrate during the summer, usually in flocks of 15 (or am I thinking about birds?? You know, I am definitely thinking of birds, and not even getting all my facts straight)
  • There are (hopefully) birds, which are summer-y because how else would we be exposed to nature in the summer (pshh, we can't just leave our book-forts. Let's not be silly)?
  • There's a constellation on the cover which suggests STARS. I don't even have a way to connect this to summer, I just really like stars. 

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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • Because what better time to be filled with a feminist rage and start a revolution?
  • I don't know about you, but I don't want the revolution to get in the way of my schoolwork, so I can gather an army over the summer, and then do biology during the fall! 
  • Seriously though, I am very excited to read this, and excitement and summer go hand in hand. 
  • Also, the character on the front looks like a superhero (which was the intended effect, so congrats to whoever drew it), and superheros prefer to work in the summer so they aren't chilly. 
  • It talks about the history and future of feminism, so what I am hearing is that it will be like tIME TRAVEL??? I am 100% on board. 

Stardust
Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • There is a love struck young man who will do anything for his "one true love". Frankly he sounds a little delirious from the heat and should probably focus on something more important, like: school, or reading more books (the books will fix his delirium. Guaranteed)
  • He sets out on a journey (and we all know that journeys are best started in the summer) to fetch a star, which sounds marvelous. 
  • I mean, how does one go about fetching a star?? Is there some sort of guide book? If so, I would like to read it please.
  • OH OH OH, so apparently there is a place called Faerie (you know, like Fairy, but it's with a cool spelling so you know it's legit), and nothing is as it seems. You know, that sounds like an awful lot like a summer I had back when I was a wee lass.
  • There are unexplored lands and mysterious walls, which are most enjoyable when viewed under the blazing hot glare of the summer sun. 
  • Did I mention Neil Gaiman wrote it? So clearly it's going to be a masterpiece. And, Neil Gaiman is related to summer because...his birthday is in fall which is right next to summer (it works, okay? just don't think about it too much)

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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • The cover is green. The general color of summer is green. #twins
  • also there is a leaf on the cover. 
  • It discusses what makes certain phrases or songs memorable (some of which, I am sure, are summer hits??)
  • Supposedly it's funny, but we'll see about that. I am doubtful when books claim to be funny. If you're so funny, then why do you need to advertise it? 
  • It's like if I was going around saying "I AM A LLAMA". If I am, then I don't need to say anything (if I was a llama, I doubt I could say anything, really), but if I'm not, then I just look ridiculous (then again, I would probably look ridiculous as a llama, so I have nothing to lose here)
  • I love learning new things about writing, and what better time to learn new things than summer?? Maybe fall, or spring, or winter...
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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • Lost boys.
  • Wendy-birds.
  • Vengeful, jealous fairies.
  • Boys who don't want to grow up.
  • Archery.
  • Nostalgia. 
  • It is perfect. I am so excited to reread it.
  • and then rewatch all of the movie adaptations.
  • Guys, I have a problem. I am lowkey obsessed with Peter Pan. 
  • This book is another "Summer in book form" read, and I, for one, am going to be gobbling it up. 
  • Much like the crocodile. Speaking of which, I want to know more about the crocodile. Such as:
  • where did it come from?
  • where did it go (where'd it come from, Cotton Eye Joe)?
I look forward to reading all of these books and telling everyone about them because we all know I can't keep my opinions to myself (yes, I know it's true, Jerry, but you don't have to nod along). Happy summer, y'all! And I hope your summer is full of the best books (if it isn't, let me know. I have THOUSANDS a few I can recommend)

What's your favorite kind of book to read during summer? Have you read any of these? Have you read Peter Pan? What do you think of it? I personally have an unhealthy obsession, and am doing nothing to change that fact. What's your favorite thing about summer?
Toodlepip

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Beautiful People May 2017| Murder and Soup (which should be the name of a 90's buddy cop comedy)

One of my new year's resolutions this year was to continue to focus on one book until it is completely finished. That means: rewritten, edited, criticised, and tired of. Yes, I said "tired of" (and I know that's not proper grammar, but I already paid the ticket from the grammar police, so...whatcha gonna do).  
I am officially tired of Behind the Glass. If you've been with us here at An Odd Blog for awhile, you by now know that Behind the Glass has been my baby for 4 years. I have written 5 other novels, but my main focus has always been Behind the Glass
I've heard: "oh by the time you've finished your book, you're going to be sick of it, trust me." But I always thought those authors were exaggerating. How could someone ever grow tired of their own masterpiece? 
  • very easily.
  • After the first 5 drafts, it becomes very clear what those authors were saying.
  • And I still have quite a ways to go before I can put it away for good.
  • And then I have the sequel and prequel to rewrite/edit???
  • It has me trapped.
"If you're so tired of it, then why did you choose to blog about it, you cracked walnut." That is a very intelligent question. One that I didn't anticipate at all. I am counting on this month's Beautiful People to solve all of my problems and respark my love for this story (okay, I still love it. It was my first novel, so of course it has a special place in my heart. I would just be willing for it to disappear in a hole and never come back).


Overall, how good is their relationship with their parents? 
Weeeell, not too fab. It's sad because their parents really try, but you know, lies and secrets don't really make for the most stable family environment. It's kind of like making a cookie, but instead of chocolate chips, you put raisins in it; it's a confusing and frustrating time for everyone involved (also someone might get murdered)
How did their parents meet?

Sprig's mother (Anna) was fresh off a pirate ship and sat down for dinner at the royal family's table (that is one of my favorite sentences I have ever written. Also, can that happen to me in real life??). Lo and behold, the heir to the throne was dreamy, as they tend to be in most fiction. Fast-forward to 16 years later and Sprig ended up on that same pirate ship. It's a small world (*resists urge to break into song*)


dangit.
How would they feel if they were told “you’re turning out like your parent(s)”? 
Let's just say that neither party would be thrilled. Sprig's mother has done some...questionable things (including straight up murder, so...) in her past. Clearly she does not want Sprig to follow suit.

What were your character’s parents doing when they were your character’s age?
Sprig's mother was teaching a bunch of runaway raggamuffins how to be proper pirates. She taught them how to do many useful things, such as (and yes, this is just a ploy to make another list).
  • Teaching them many useful pirate phrases, like "Avast, ye landlubbers!" and "Walk the plank!"
  • She taught them all how to sword-fight and climb up the rigging like human spider monkeys.
  • She stole them a cannon.
  • and she made them a proper pirate flag with crossbones and everything.
  • Basically everything she taught them, she learned from the Swiss Family Robinson pirates. 
  • bless.
Sprig's father was sitting in on boring "someone please rescue me...or shoot me" political meetings. Yippee.

Is there something they adamantly disagree on?

I doubt Sprig is too thrilled about being lied to for most of her childhood. When she found out her mother's crimes, I would also guess that she wasn't onboard with the whole murder thing. 


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What did the parent(s) find hardest about raising your character?
Keeping secrets, lying, making up an entire history for Sprig's father (they couldn't exactly have told Sprig the truth now, could they? "Have a great day at school, sweetie! Your father is actually an alien who lives on earth now because he came through a mirror. And he is the crown prince. Don't forget your lunchbox!"), and knowing that they were keeping Sprig from her extended family through glass and betrayal (woah, that sounded really dramatic)

What’s their most vivid memory with their parental figure(s)?
All the nights spent gathered around the kitchen table, Sprig's father reading aloud his stories (he's a writer, which is for sure why he's the best parent).

What was your character like as a baby/toddler?

She was like most toddlers. Curious, whiny, vicious and unforgiving with a memory like an elephant (a tiny, vengeful elephant), and adorable.



Why and how did the parents choose your character’s name?

Haha, there is no "parents" about this part. Sprig's mom chose her name in honor of an aunt who (whom? idk. WHAT IS GRAMMAR?) she adored. Sprig's dad wanted to name her "Clarence" after the scholar who invented soup in Alairia (I would have gone with the dad's choice, personally. What a conversation starter).

And that's it for this month's Beautiful People.

I do feel a bit more inspired to work on Behind the Glass, so my plan worked. I love it when it does that.

How did your parent(s) choose your name? Do you have any lil facts about your characters that you love? Do you like soup? (idk, I'm running out of questions) Uhh, have you ever murdered someone? That's all I got. 

Toodlepip

Sunday, May 14, 2017

My Summer Reading List: Pt. 1| Secret Science (the best kind) + I Just Got Dissed By A Title???

Most bookworms are delusional (though I fall under the category of bookdragon, therefore I am not delusional.). I don't want to say all bookworms (even though that's what I'm thinking) because then I'll get someone in the comments saying "Not all bookworms."

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Why are bookworms delusional? Simple. Even though we make jokes and laugh about how tall and terrifying our TBR is, we hold onto hope, hope that one day we just might crawl out from the shadow of those books, shrinking the pile one by one. We hold on to hope that one day we will develop self-control as we click Purchase on our book order. In reality, the pile will only get bigger. In fact, it might grow by itself now, when it thinks you're not looking.

I gave up hope a long time ago. At this point, I've begun to welcome more books. I'm making use of them. I don't have a mattress anymore, it has been taken over by books. I sleep on pillows of paperbacks. On the plus side: I might soak up the stories at night instead of having to read anything. #multitasking

Unfortunately, the reading through osmosis has been unsuccessful, therefore I must actually read books myself. Since realizing that I am going to indeed be smushed into a crepe by my TBR, I have devised a battle plan, a list, to slowly chip away at books I have been dying to get to (Let's be honest: 40% are rereads. There are so many new stories and fab books, but why read those when I can reread favorites?).



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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • MAGIC. I mean, magic and summer go hand in hand. Why do you think magic camp is always held in the summer? Not because school is out, but because magic tricks only work in the summer. Duh. 
  • Science. You may be saying: "But isn't the glory of summer the fact that we don't have to do science and other boring schoolwork?" Let me tell you a thing. You see that sun up there, making it summer? How does it do that? Answer: SCIENCE. Your ice cream cone is melting. Why? Answer: SCIENCE. Science is everywhere, you just have to embrace it. 
  • Secrets. I don't know what secrets have to do with the book, but the title says "Secret" so there better be some secrecy, dangit! Give the people what they want. 
  • I kind of don't know anything else about the book. I'm assuming by the hearts on the cover and the two figures that there's probably a cute romance which also goes perfect with summer. Idk, tho. They could be brother and sister for all I know. 
  • UPDATE: I just read the synopsis again, and apparently Sophie (who is our female MC) is a super smart human but is also lowkey scared of becoming the typical super smart anti-social recluse.
  • and, good news, the male MC, Joshua, has a crush on Sophie (and they are not brother and sister. Just thought I'd clarify that).
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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • This book is the essence of summer. I think it even takes place in the summer. 
  • I have read it before (which is a casual way of saying "I know every word by heart"), so I know what I'm talking about here (for once)
  • There's a boy venturing into the unknown swamp to explore, and he has lots of complications and shenanigans along the way (as you know, shenanigans are synonymous with summer)
  • Pet turkeys, alligators, and poker matches. I don't know about y'all, but that sounds like summer to me (my childhood was perfectly normal, thank you).  
  • Treecastles. How could I not mention the treecastles? Think Swiss Family Robinson (which is my dream. Who wants to run away and live in a tree house with me?)
  • OH. GUYS. THERE'S AN ADORABLE DOG, TOO. Dogs are very much so a summer mammal. The most summery mammal I can think of. They're also the best (I am in no way biased by the fact that I have my own puppy, and that he is my favorite family member). Dogs are great. 
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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • FAIRIES. 
  • WARS (that are apparently fierce. I will be the judge of that)
  • LOVES (which are apparently faithful, but once again, I will be the judge of that)
  • This is a collection of poetry, and poetry, as we all know, is made to be read whilst lying under a tree in the sun. 
  • I don't read a lot of poetry (I know, Jerry, I'm uncultured. You can stop laughing), and what better time to step out of my comfort zone than...*drumroll* SUMMER. 
  • I am a curious bean, therefore I must know everything, and when I haven't been able to pin down exactly what this book is, the curiosity has only grown (okay fine, that doesn't have anything to do with summer).  
  • OH! Apparently there is humorous commentary (not gonna lie, I definitely accidently wrote "cemetery" instead of "commentary" and now I want to read a book featuring a humorous cemetery). I relate to humorous commentary because I, too, like to judge things and make sarcastic comments. On a completely unrelated note: I think I just figured out what I'm going to do for my career. (oh, btw, this relates to summer because...commentary is made much greater when read in sweltering heat. True story, bro)
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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • Because I'm pretty sure I just got burned by a title?? And like the title, I get burned by the sun (they're both totally related)
  • And what better time to criticize my writing and my life than summer-time?
  • This is the kind of book that is perfect to read in a coffee shop. Then laugh at the irony of it.
  • I'm sure I will be able to bear my own self-criticism more easily in the warmth of the summer sun. Everything is better in the warmth of the sun. Except for spiders. 
  • Nothing can ever make spiders better. 
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Why It's Perfect For Summer
  • It literally takes place on a beach. During summer. In a little tourist town. IT'S PERFECT.
  • I have also read this before, and it's a favorite. So clearly, summer is the best time to reread things. 
  • There are hijinks and crazy schemes and lollipops (which are all solely attributed to summer)
  • I actually learned a lot of helpful household hacks from this book because the main character is a total nerd. 
  • Walking along beaches and doing yard-work. 
  • SEAGULLS.
  • Inventive recipes. 
  • Y'all, this is just the best book to read during summertime. 
  • tho tbh, this book made me not want to eat anything pumpkin ever again. If you have a love for pumpkins and do not want that ruined, avoid at all costs. 
Wish me luck at slowly chipping away the beast that is my summer reading list (WHY AM I SO AMBITIOUS? WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF???). Pt. 2 will be coming soon(ish. Don't hold your breath. I still need to finish Pt. 2 of the Dystopian Mini-Reviews). 

What is a "summer" book that you love? Have you read any of these? Are you an adventurous reader? I'm usually not, but this summer I will be (ok, I know poetry isn't that adventurous BUT IT IS FOR ME). What's your favorite thing about summer? And for all my Southern Hemisphere readers: I am so sorry. What's your favorite thing about winter?

Toodlepip 

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Sherlock Holmes Adaptations That Don't Make Me Root For the Murderer (read at once if convenient. If inconvenient, read anyway.)

Throughout the history of the world, when someone says the word mystery or detective, usually a famous one comes to mind. That's right, the Hardy Boys. (kidding) Sherlock Holmes. Unfortunately, the world seems to think that when writing a retelling of the famous tales, they should write the same story. Let me demonstrate:
Pick a gender for your MC:
- Sherlock is a girl. That's your only option.

Sidekick:
- If Sherlock is a girl, Watson has to be a boy, and they need romantic tension.

Villain:
- Moriarty/Irene Adler (but like the BBC Sherlock Irene). 

Setting:
- Um, is this a trick question? Modern-day London. Always. It's even better if Watson is vacationing there, and he doesn't know who Sherlock is or the baggage she comes with. 

Conclusion
- Everything is solved, and Sherlock and Watson are probably smooching because Watson finally broke through Sherlock's emotional walls. 

There you go. A best-selling Sherlock retelling. You're welcome.*

*I am generalizing quite a bit, but I have yet to find a Sherlock adaptation that has met all of my sky high expectations. 

What I Would Like to See
  • Sherlock and Watson being swapped. I want to see Watson calling the shots because people respond to his kindness. I want Sherlock to be smart in the background, Watson winning crimes and taking down bad guys because people will tell anything to a kind smile and a cup of tea. 
  • Maybe a normal retelling, but about one of Sherlock's lesser known adversaries! You know, not every retelling has to focus on the favorite. (I know he stole our hearts. I know.)

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    But maybe we could pick a new villain? Please? Thanks bro.
  • Both Sherlock and Watson being female and running around the city like crime-solving BFFs. 
But apparently we don't live in a perfect world, so we have to settle for what we do have (and ignore the Cardboard retellings. Pretend they don't exist. Denial is a wonderful thing*).

*I am not going to lie to you. I originally wrote De nile until I realised that when I wrote it that way, I wasn't condoning refusal of something's existence, I was appreciating the largest river in Africa. But yes, I do think that de Nile is a wonderful thing. 


Some Sherlock Adaptations I Didn't Despise

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OMG, MEMORIES. Enola Holmes was my BFF for a year or so way back when I was still running around the woods behind our house all by myself (which is a recipe for safety as you know). Her name backwards is literally Alone. What kind of mother would name their child Alone? That's like getting a pet and naming it Dinner (which I would never do, but my brother did try to do with various rabbits that we owned. THE HORROR). If my memory serves me correctly (which it probably doesn't because Dory and I are second-cousins. I think), the first book was actually my least favorite because all the others are way more fun. There is:
  • Secret flower languages.
  • Using the deathtraps that were corsets to one's own advantage. 
  • Fighting the patriarchy. 
  • An actually competent detective who isn't simultaneously a jerk. #goals
  • Defending herself but also accepting help from others. Thank goodness for this miraculous achievement in literature. 
I'm pretty sure all the books are the same formula, but it works. 


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Hey hey, would you look at that. Another trip down ol' memory lane. 

Now I'm not quite sure if this is technically a Sherlock Holmes retelling, but it's about a detective, so we'll just go with it. Encyclopedia Brown is full of short stories about Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown's adventures of mystery. They're a light, fun, easy read, perfect for the budding detective in your household. They feel more attainable. I don't know about you, but as soon as I am done reading a mystery, I try to do the whole Sherlock thing where I actually observe my surroundings and try to come to a conclusion, but honestly, I will never achieve Sherlock's level of mental prowess for two reasons: 
  1. It's super complex. 
  2. He's fictional, and therefore can be as smart as he wants without having to work for it. 
But Encyclopedia Brown does a lesser version of Sherlock's awing observations, and it's a lot easier for the mind to wrap around and try to duplicate. Because that's what is important in any mystery: making me feel like a detective as well.



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I really did love this retelling. It wasn't perfect by any means, but it was new, which I loved. 

The Good. A much crazier version of Sherlock BUT WITH MAGIC. And ducks. Though most importantly magic. It took me a chapter or two to be able to be immersed in the story, but once I was, I lived and breathed the magical community. 
I described the plot to one of my friends, and their response was "But isn't that defeating the whole purpose of a historical fiction mystery?" Obviously I have shunned her (just kidding. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Even if it's wrong)


The Bad. Unfortunately, while I loved the magic, and characters, and overall feel of the novel, a very important part was missing: the mystery. Without a good mystery, it became "MAGIC. COMEDIC ONE LINERS. DUCKS. also someone was murdered, and we don't know who did it BUT MAGIC." I am -- at the very least -- grateful that it strayed from the formula Sherlock retelling. It's the little steps that accomplish the greatest journeys (I think I read that on a fortune cookie somewhere. Also it doesn't really make sense??)

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Most of the books on this list are Middle-Grade or lower WHICH SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING, such as "Wow, we are lacking in good YA Sherlock adaptations". Basil of Baker Street was A BLAST to read (I also read it aloud to myself in an accent and did all the little voices differently. 10/10, would recommend). It was just adorable because they're such tiny mice in little detective clothes and costumes. I was surprised at how different it was from the Disney movie. I actually enjoyed the book much better because it felt more realistic (yes, mice being detectives felt realistic. Yes, I know that isn't normal. No, I'm not seeing anyone to get help. Why do you ask?).

I would love to find more Sherlock Holmes adaptations that are actually good. I can't even tell you how many books I've turned away. My least favorite honestly felt like a first draft. Thank goodness for Basil of Baker Street to make it all better. 

Have you read any of these? What is one of your favorite Sherlock adaptations? What is an adaptation of a classic story that you loved? Do you have any weird quirks concerning books? Such as reading in all the different voices, dog-earing books (you monster!!), acquiring a stack of books to sit upon and survey your kingdom like the fearsome beast you are...

Toodlepip

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Sunshine Blogger Award| Third Time's the Charm + THE BOOK GODS SMILED UPON ME

I have been loving the weather. Where I live, Spring is softly sweeping through with warm rain and sunny mornings. To quote the popular fast food phrase: I'm lovin' it. I rearranged my little writing area to have more candles and flowers because Spring is in the air, and dangit, I'm going to embrace it hardcore. 
Look at that new life. HECK YEAH, SPRING!!!

Spring isn't my favorite season, but I am very excited for a change of weather (it feels like it's been gray and rainy for the past 5 years). Recently I've been celebrating all things Spring. One of which, is sunshine, which brings me to to the point of today's post.

Savannah, being the wonderful human that she is, tagged me for the *drumroll* Sunshine Blogger tag!!
Don't miss the first one.
Or the second one.
Do you own any signed books?
Why yes, yes I do. I own exactly two. 

The First Book: Even though I've gone to quite a few author signings (a post on that coming soon), I am not rich (a word which here means "I think I have a penny? Maybe. It might be a button"), and therefore do not own any of the books that were being signed. I instead checked out the books from the library and got them signed (which is technically vandalism, but I don't think anyone minds. ...Or knows.).
I went to a Marissa Meyers event and got the library copy of Cinder autographed, but alas, I did not have her signature for myself. Fast-forward to a couple days ago. I was at Goodwill, perusing the book section (where else would I be?), and I spotted a hardback copy of Cinder that looked to be in fantastic condition. So I bought it for $4. Guess what I found inside. 


THE BOOK GODS HAVE SMILED UPON ME.
At first I was skeptical, because someone could have forged it just for fun, BUT THEN, I found a shiny silver Barnes&Noble sticker that pronounced it official. 

The Second BookFor most of my reading career, Rick Riordan has been my favorite author. One of my closest friends was the best human ever and took me to a Rick Riordan event where I got a signed copy of his latest book, some merch, and GOT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM AND HEAR HIM SPEAK OMG OMG OMG. 
Under that book cover lies an illegible author signature. *dies*  

What are three of the prettiest books you own?
You know what they say: true beauty is on the inside. I believe this applies to books as well, so how can we truly rank a book's prettiness based on the outside? Just kidding. Of course I would love to judge books based on their cover. It's one of my favorite pastimes. 


BEAUTY. 
In fact, the entire Illuminae book is just a visual masterpiece. I will sometimes take it down from my shelf, flip through it's beautiful pages, and do my best to forget what life before it was like.

That one corner SLAYS me.
I only recently noticed the detail and absolute beauty of this book cover. Also, you know, RAVEN BOYS FOREVER (which is coincidentally what will be engraved on my tomb stone). I cannot believe that I missed my chance to meet the author. She was at a bookstore near me before I had read the series (as you can imagine, this still haunts my dreams)


I have not read Heartless. I do not know whether or not I like Heartless. But I love the cover.
  • It's in really good condition.
  • and being a poor bookdragon with a small mole-hill of funds instead of the mountain-sized wealth required to buy nice books, I must settle for used paperbacks. My definition of "treat yo self" is splurging for a Slightly Used instead of a Very Used. 
  • Also, raise your hand if you are a fan of simple book covers.
  • It's classy, sleek, but still interesting to look at (omg I sound like an ad)
What are five of your favorite blogs?
My problem with this question is that I don't want to leave anyone out!! But I suppose, I will have to pick favorites because that is the life I have chosen. *dramatic sigh*
  1. Paper Fury. OMG, QUEEN. SLAY. ON FLEEK. AWESOME-SAUCE (and here we see the extent of my knowledge of "hip" phrases). I am obsessed with her blog. It never fails to make me laugh, and she is so sweet! She is truly the Blogging Queen.
  2. Acoustic Erin. I get so excited when she posts. 90% of the time, her posts are exactly what I need to read at that moment. Her posts have a kind of laidback feeling that is really nice. It feels very personal. Also, us #Slytherins have to stick together (I just realized that Cait is Slytherin, too. HECK YEAH. Slytherins are awesome.)
  3. A Writer's Faith. What is it with me and blogs about writing? idk. It's not like I'm a writer or anything. Katie's blog is a conglomeration of her life, her writing, and hilarity. She is a Hufflepuff (this is good news because it means I am not discriminatory against all the other houses)
  4. Scattered Scribblings. Savannah is so sweet! Her blog is full of writerly things, her life, and book reviews. I love her vlogs (I think all book bloggers should do vlogs. Except for me. A+ decision), and she tags me for stuff, which is very kind (guess who tagged me for this??)
  5. Burning Youth. First of all THEIR INSTAGRAM IS FLAWLESS. Whenever I hop on over there, I get so inspired to climb a mountain or jump into the ocean (and I live in a cold state. That is not an urge I get often). That blog has really found it's purpose, and is working it hardcore. Whoever started it has been smiled upon by the blogging gods. 
If you could re-write the ending of one book, which book would it be?
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THIS BOOK BROKE MY HEART. I AM STILL NOT OKAY. It has been months since I read this, and every time I think of it, I just get sad and mad. 


Though it is a kind of "I want to rewrite it, but at the same time I wouldn't" answer. I just really wanted them to be happy, but unfortunately, the author saw fit to do a little dance of sadness on my heart. 
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I would rewrite everything about this book. I love the idea, but it was executed so poorly. This was one of the most annoying books I have ever read. The premise has so much potential, but it is butchered! I seriously might take a stab (haha, because it's about murder! whatever. I'm hilarious) at writing something like it. Uncommon fairytale + mafia + MURDER = the best book ever. 

What is the last movie you watched, and what did you think of it?

I've seen this movie more times than is probably healthy. It's one of my favorite movies ever (then again, most Marvel movies are. I LIVE AND BREATH FOR MARVEL). They're just a bunch of unsupervised idiots. That's the whole movie. 
Friendship goals right here. 
How did you come up with the title for your blog?
It's actually a really underwhelming story. A friend was helping me set up my blog (that I started on a whim, btw), and we were struggling for a name, so we just put something random as the name (a very reliable way to name things. My firstborn will be named in a similar fashion.). An Odd Blog came out of nowhere, but it stuck, and I personally feel like it fits. 

What's one of your favorite memories from 2017 (so far)?
I would like to preface this memory with the fact that I am not an arsonist. I am not a psychopath. 
But: Towards the end of January, the building next to my father's business caught fire. It was 10:30 when we rushed out the door to go make sure that his business wasn't burning down, too. When we got there, my dad disappeared to take care of his business, leaving my sister  (shameless promotion because LOOK AT WHAT SHE CAN DO) and I to stand on the sidewalk and watch the fire. 
Since Dad's business was next to the fire, we got to go closer than the other people who came out to watch. Let me paint you a picture: A four story building engulfed in smoke, flashing with flames. Slowly but surely, everything burned away to the bare skeleton of what it used to be. Columns of coal-black smoke coughed up from the flames, sparks shimmering into the air. I'm not going to lie. It's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. Think of it as the most brilliant sunset you've ever seen multiplied by 10. - An excerpt from my journal.
The adrenaline and freezing January air kept me shivering the entire night. We went home around 1:00 am, and I was still dusting ash from my hair the next morning. 

How is a raven like a writing desk?
Philosophers all throughout time have pondered this question, almost more than "Why did the chicken cross the road?" But the actions of suspicious poultry do not interest me, and I would rather just have the writing desk than think about it (I need a new desk anyway. My last one was not very reliable).



Do you prefer writing by hand or typing?  
Typing. For sure. My hand cramps up if I hand-write something longer than half a page, though my hand also cramps up if I write more than a page and a half on my laptop. What I would really prefer is if I could hire someone to write all my stories exactly the way I want them while feeding me. Now that is what I would prefer. 

What's a story you'd like someone to do a re-telling of?
So many.
  • Chinese mythology.
  • African mythology.
  • ALL THE MYTHOLOGY.
  • Uncommon fairytales.
  • Classics (like Great Expectations or Oliver Twist) but in space. 
  • Space everything.
  • Willy Wonka in a modern day setting. I want to see him battling legal issues and having to acquire food permits. Also, what do Oompa Loompas get payed? Or eat? I WANT TO KNOW. 
  • Basically every mainstream fairytale, but focused on something other than the romance. I want to know more about the godmother from Cinderella, I want to see Snow White actually being the villain. 
  • I just really love fairytales, but I also really don't care about smooching. Give me better retellings. 
  • I would love to see dragons retold in a better light. Like, if they are as intelligent as some books claim they are, then why can't they have book clubs?? And get together to have tea and crumpets?? Can't they have lives, too? 
OH OH OH!!
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I adore the representation of dragons in this book.

Okay, that's all I got for you today. Thank you again to Savannah! This was a really fun tag.

I tag: Olivia @ Meanwhile, In Rivendell 
&
     

Do you own any autographed books? What is your favorite book that you own (or favorite-ish. Picking a favorite would require a powerpoint presentation and at least two years to decide)? What is a retelling you would love to see? How do you think a raven is like a writing desk? (I need your help on this one).
Toodlepip

Monday, May 1, 2017

April Favorites 2017| KITTENS!!!, Deja Vu, and TTT + 2 Lies, 10 Truths ANSWERS

A week or two ago (I have no concept of time), I posted 2 lies and 10 truths. You guys had some pretty good guesses, and some of you actually guessed one of them, but I guess I'm just tricker than I thought.

10 Truths, 2 Lies
  1. I have a birthmark on my face.
  2. I have never broken a bone.
  3. I have held a tarantula.
  4. I once had an injury that almost blinded me.
  5. I was once mistaken for a boy.
  6. I stole impulsively as a child.
  7. I used to pet bees.
  8. I hit my head and passed out when I was home alone.
  9. I ate a jalapeno on a dare.
  10. I have published something.
  11. I have ziplined over a field of horses.
  12. I have been punched in the mouth. 
The lies were: 
Drumroll please

3. I have held a tarantula. 
&
9. I ate a jalapeno on a dare.

Are you surprised? Oddly enough, quite a few of you guessed that I was lying about ziplining over a field of horses. Now that I type it again, it does seem a little outrageous, BUT IT WAS AMAZING. Yes, I really used to pet bees, and I didn't get stung once (they were my frens).
Pro tip: It is not fun to be punched in the mouth (apparently it hurts??? who knew.)

Favorites

Wait, what? Didn't I just do one of these? WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Quick Overview
  • IT'S FINALLY SPRING!! In my rainy little state (yes, you read that correctly. The whole state belongs to me.), spring has been taking a while to show up, but I can finally say with certainty that it is here.
  • On a walk through the woods behind my house, I found a lovely surprise. I ran back to the house to get my camera and took a few pics. It's a small cherry tree with white and pink blossoms (which I've never seen before! Is it some kind of hybrid?).                       
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  • I got a little (Little: A word which here means "paralyzed with anxiety") overwhelmed by my To-Do list, and finally decided to organize my life. I have a new Daily List that is all prioritized. Now if I could only remember where I put it...
  • I learned quite a few lessons from the mess that I attempted to tackle this Camp NaNo. Turns out, it tackled me, and now I have a few bruises. That novel is mean. 
  • I went on a tour of a theater that was built in 1920-something (Think, Evangeline, when was it built? They covered this in the tour. Multiple times.)
  • I love days that are non-stop and going from one place to the next. I had one day like that this month, and it was the best. I went to the UW campus (a college campus that looks like Hogwarts, for those of you who don't know) and walked around, then drove to Pike Place Market and got lunch there, then went to a movie. It was a very fun day full of driving and laughter. 
  • I went to a legit Chinese tea shop and sat down for a tea tasting. It was the most authentic tea shop I've been in. 
  • I HELD KITTENS, GUYS. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT HAS HAPPENED THIS WHOLE MONTH. I HELD KITTENS. *deep breath* Family friends have a cat who just had a litter of kittens (as cats do. Also, why did I feel the need to specify that the cat had kittens? What else would the cat give birth to?), and in case you can't tell, I got to hold them. 
  • I have a new baby cousin (guess what his name is? Guess? THORIN!! As in "Dwarf from the Hobbit who broods") which is exciting for those who like babies. I personally have no idea what to do with them and think they are nice from afar. 
  • A little bird family made its home right outside my window. I've been watching them hopping around and gathering twigs and leaves. They're so cute!! I am emotionally invested in the wellbeing of these little birds. I even named them.
  • Me watching the little bird family. 
book
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Y'all, this book is awesome. I'm actually in a bit of a reading hangover. This is the kind of book that I strive to write. READ IT (or, you know, don't. It's your life. I won't tell you what to do.)

Things I Loved
  • FRIENDSHIPS ALL AROUND.
  • Seriously, every character had a friendship dynamic that was interesting and unique. 
  • Capable women standing up for capable men (which pleases me very much). 
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  • As soon as I saw the words "coconut cake" I couldn't focus on anything else. 
  • Tragic families who got ISSUES.
  • A great father-daughter relationship which is fantastic. 
  • The romance wasn't the focus. That's possible in YA??? Imagine that. 

song
This has happened before.

Storytime: NaNoWriMo 2015. I am trying to find music to fit the theme of my novel so I can really get into it. I settle on Arabic and Egyptian songs. SURPRISE: I get really into it. After NaNoWriMo ended, I forget about my newfound love for such music. Fast-forward to Camp NaNo 2017: I'm trying to find music to fit the theme of the novel I am editing. GUESS WHAT? Same novel. GUESS WHAT? Same music. So yeah, long story short, I love middle-eastern style music and am currently trying to bellydance (just kidding, that would not be a pretty sight).

tea
I went to Seattle and on my way to Pike's Place (aka the best place ever. Have you seen the food they have there??) came across this little Chinese tea shop that said "Free Tea Tasting". So of course I went in. Y'all, I am not kidding when I say that I could have stayed there forever. The woman sat us down, pulled out these tiny ceramic cups and a GORGEOUS pot, and served us a thousand different teas (yes, a thousand. No I'm not exaggerating one bit. Why would you ask that?). It was amazing. There was a pineapple green tea that tasted like I was in a pineapple grove, licking an actual pineapple (which I do not recommend because have you felt a pineapple? They hurt.).


blog post
Things That Will Make Me Want To Read A Book 
My first Top 10 Tuesday!! Also I got to talk about dragons, and I admitted to my shipping problem (no, not like UPS. More like OTP). It was a grand ol' time. Top 10 Tuesday is a lifesaver for when one has no idea what to blog about and is being crushed by an unrealistic Camp NaNo goal. 

movie
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*ugly crying* I wasn't prepared for this movie. I don't even know what to say about it (which I know doesn't happen often). It's such a sweet story, but it's also kind of soul-crushing and depressing, but sweet. 

novel aka what I've been pouring my soul into
Camp NaNo was rough. I started out by editing War Games (a book I barely know anything about. Like, what is its favorite color? I sure don't know.), and I decided that it is going to require a major rewrite of EVERYTHING. I've been editing Behind the Glass (yay! 5th draft! It's all grown up.), but I've still been getting to know War Games: remembering the heart of the story, learning more about the world (because I was an idiot and ignored it the first time around), and getting inspired slowly but surely. I'm excited to replot and rewrite because, dang, I have a lot of ideas. Let's just hope that they aren't bad ideas. 


faith
  1. I've been listening to this on repeat.
  2. I'm still loving my Bible. Seriously guys, I'm pretty sure this is the best money I've ever spent (and it was used to buy a book, surprise, surprise). I should post some pics one of these days.
  3. I've been taking more time to appreciate the things around me, such as: A beautiful, sunny morning, a little family of birds (I love those birds so much. I have a problem), wild-flowers, the cutest rabbit in the world. 
    This doesn't even do him justice. He's so much cuter. 
    It's been good for me because lately I've been less "get-everything-done-run-in-circles-because-PANIC" (me exaggerate? never. I always say exactly what happened. Always) and more "get-everything-done-oh-wait-there's-a-pretty-flower". I love appreciating God's creations (especially my rabbit. What a great creation).
Overall: It's been a good month. It went by crazy fast (an exact measurement), but it was productive and fun.

How has your month been? Did anything exciting happen? Such as baking something delicious, skydiving, going to the dentist...What was your favorite part of it? My favorite part has been that I got to hold kittens!!! Did I mention that already? Do you have any pets?

Toodlepip