Here it is!! The weird, unorthodox rendition of a cowboys and Indians rootin' tootin' good ol' time in the wil' wil' west. With it's random poster choices.
|CAN YOU SETTLE ON ONE!!|
We don't need a million different posters.
Starring HAN SOLO!!
Oh, and James Bond.
Summary: courtesy of Google
Bearing a mysterious metal shackle on his wrist, an amnesiac gunslinger wanders into a frontier town called Absolution. He quickly finds that strangers are unwelcome, and no one does anything without the approval of tyrannical Col. Dolarhyde. But when Absolution faces a threat from beyond Earth, the stranger finds that he is its only hope of salvation. He unites townspeople, outlaws and Apache warriors against the alien forces in an epic battle for survival.
When I first started this movie, I was confused, unimpressed, and wishing I hadn't decided to watch it. The aliens were weird and the dialogue was forced. It's only redeeming quality was the sets and the costumes. Oh, and Harrison Ford.
3 a lot
But as I kept watching, I found myself wanting my questions answered. I found myself leaning forward in my seat during the intense moments. Before I knew it, the credits were rolling and I was oddly entertained. I had enjoyed the movie. It was like a really cool car crash
A woman is naked, but only her shoulders and back are seen. Kissing. You know, mushy gushy stuff for married people. :)
An alien gets melted. An alien gets stabbed. An alien gets shot. An alien gets punched. Someone dies. You get the picture. It's definitely not for someone with a squeamish stomach or a small child.
There is some swearing. S-words, b-words, other degrading terms towards women, a reference to...(how do I put this delicately) boy parts.
Rating and Overview
Overall, this movie was weird, overdone, and dramatic. But it was entertaining. It made you want to keep watching, and that's all that matters in the end, right? I do wish that the swearing and things like that could have been taken out.
I give this movie...
Yes! Give me rubber masks and spandex or give me death!!